‘The indoor climbing centre didn’t really flourish until after it was demolished.’

Climbing

14 June 2014 9:00 am

‘If it’s any compensation, a lot of people think they are funnier than they are…’

Compensation

14 June 2014 9:00 am

‘I’ve been on tougher tours’

Tours

14 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Supper won’t be long — Damien’s just nipped out to the food bank…’

Cookson

14 June 2014 9:00 am

‘I think the batteries are upside down’

Torch

14 June 2014 9:00 am

‘So, we’re all agreed… we’re going to panic.’

Panic

7 June 2014 9:00 am

Spoiler

7 June 2014 9:00 am

Phone

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘These corruption allegations — how much to make them go away?’

Corruption

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Sex them down a bit.’

Blair

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘My ambition is to be filthy rich, and I’m half way there.’

Tramps

7 June 2014 9:00 am

Eastenders

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘The cat wants to be on YouTube again.’

Cat

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Would you mind harassing me? I need to claim compensation.’

Compensation

7 June 2014 9:00 am

Police

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Look, someone drowning...Film it.’

Drowning

7 June 2014 9:00 am

Hayleys

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s me, I’ll be a bit late — I’ve been asked to hold forth.’

Forth

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Soon there won’t be enough little people to pay taxes.’

Taxes

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘How long are you going to let him invade my personal space like this?’

Boxing

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘All the test specimens are here, except the wasp’

Wasp

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘I don’t care where you heard it from, you’re not to call Grannie “bitch” again’

Granny

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Well, they’re not calling us career politicians now.’

Career

31 May 2014 9:00 am

Magazines

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘When you said you wanted to live life in the fast lane, I didn’t think you meant literally.’

Fast

31 May 2014 9:00 am