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‘We were always an odd couple. I’m a man, she’s a woman — it was never going to work.’‘We were always an odd couple. I’m a man, she’s a woman — it was never going to work.’

Bar

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‘Stop calling us ugly and we’ll stop inflicting emotional child abuse.’

Cinderella

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Warning

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‘My job title doesn’t really reflect what I do.’

Title

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‘What’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched your phone.’

Phone

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Psychologist

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‘Sure saves on a wedding photographer.’

Wedding

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‘I feel it only fair to warn you that from this point on your life will change for ever.’

Shoes

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Mp

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‘There’s only one sanction Putin will respond to – we must throw Russia out of the Eurovision Song Contest immediately.’

Eurovision

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Booty

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‘Congratulations! It’s a jobless young person.’

Jobless

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‘Men — they’re all the same.’

Burka

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‘We’ll start with a pub and a bingo hall.’

Osborne

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‘I’m in for assaulting Ant, but it’s a case of mistaken identity — I thought it was Dec.’

Dec

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‘Dad, can I borrow the pension pot for the weekend?’

Pensioner

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‘I’m bravely taking a make-up-free selfie.’

Clowns

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‘Night, night. Sleep tight.’

Tramps

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‘I do wish you wouldn’t look at the outside world — you know it only upsets you.’

Outside

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‘And verily I say to you, go forth and multitask.’

Multitask

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‘It’s Zok here from the “human abduction team”. Do we have disabled access facilities?’

Aliens

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‘Anti-smoking propaganda has really hardened.’

Smoking

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Cable

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‘I make it 8.36.’

Unicorns

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‘Mum, Dad — I’d like you to meet my boyfriend, name withheld for legal reasons’

Boyfriend

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