‘...I’ve known quicker quicksands...’

Quicksand

19 October 2013 9:00 am

Cubicle

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘She’s alright but he’s a funny bugger.’

Clown

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Is everything OK?’

Ok

19 October 2013 9:00 am

Mummy

19 October 2013 9:00 am

bra

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘It’s a bit thin.’

Biography

12 October 2013 9:00 am

‘He should just be grateful he wasn’t turned into lasagne.’

Horses

12 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Smug widowed!’

Bridget

12 October 2013 9:00 am

Planes

12 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Ignore it — it’s just a mirage.’

Mirage

12 October 2013 9:00 am

‘You’re pathetic, Johnson — I like that in a regulator.’

Regulator

12 October 2013 9:00 am

‘O.M.G….’

Omg

12 October 2013 9:00 am

‘I’ve got some good news and some bad news.’

News

12 October 2013 9:00 am

Newton discovers lower-back pain

Newton

12 October 2013 9:00 am

FatBratNav

Brat

12 October 2013 9:00 am

Honours

12 October 2013 9:00 am

Regret

12 October 2013 9:00 am

Books

12 October 2013 9:00 am

Goldilocks and the Three Beers

Goldilocks

12 October 2013 9:00 am

sit

12 October 2013 9:00 am

‘And you must be nimby.’

Snowwhite

12 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Can Johnny come out to drink?’

Drink

5 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Axe the programme — none of the so-called “stars” are A-listers.’

Sky

5 October 2013 9:00 am

‘It’s amazing having the front window made out of Google Glass.’

Google

5 October 2013 9:00 am