The outlaw Ned Kelly no longer got lost in the outback now that he had a satnav

Satnav

28 September 2013 9:00 am

‘He was everything I was looking for in a man — which set alarm bells ringing straight away.’

Alarm

28 September 2013 9:00 am

Mumsnet

28 September 2013 9:00 am

‘The goldfish wants feeding, dear..’

Goldfish

28 September 2013 9:00 am

Insects

28 September 2013 9:00 am

Erotica

28 September 2013 9:00 am

‘I now pronounce you man and secretary.’

Marriage

21 September 2013 9:00 am

Kitchener

21 September 2013 9:00 am

Arms

21 September 2013 9:00 am

Slugs

21 September 2013 9:00 am

‘My tax-avoidance scheme will fund my death-avoidance scheme.’

Cryogenics

21 September 2013 9:00 am

‘No, that’s not a cutaway — I just had trouble getting the security tag off.’

Cutwaway

21 September 2013 9:00 am

Oedipuss

21 September 2013 9:00 am

Badger

21 September 2013 9:00 am

‘Wake up! You’re sleep-pushing again.’

Wheelchair

21 September 2013 9:00 am

‘Hey — I can hear the sea.’

Conch

21 September 2013 9:00 am

‘What do you mean “what’s the problem”? You’ve got a bar in your classroom!’

Bar

21 September 2013 9:00 am

Unfaithful

21 September 2013 9:00 am

‘No, I don’t have an eating disorder. The reason I’m not touching it is because you’re a lousy cook.’

Food

21 September 2013 9:00 am

‘How sweet. He used to hate seeing his grandma but now he wants to come round here all the time.’

Sherry

21 September 2013 9:00 am

Faberge

21 September 2013 9:00 am

carpet

21 September 2013 9:00 am

sales

21 September 2013 9:00 am

‘Sorry, we’re not taking on any slaves at the moment.’

Slaves

14 September 2013 9:00 am

‘The economic outlook just gets better and better.’

Outlook

14 September 2013 9:00 am