‘We’ve created additional space by getting rid of the books.’

Library

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

Protest

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘When a butterfly flaps its wings in China, Speaker Bercow says something in Westminster.’

Chaos

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘He was tweeting too much so I blocked him.’

Tweets

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

Facebook

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

Waiting for Brexit

Waiting

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘It’s true, knife crime is getting worse.’

Stabbed

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

Fresh

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘I’m stockpiling for Brexit, and in the event of no Brexit, I’m stockpiling for Corbyn.’

Brexit

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Finally we can move on to some form of consensus.’

Meeting

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘He’s on such great forms.’

Awards

21 March 2019 3:00 pm

Death

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘I prefer this one.’

Cards

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘For the last time, NO, I do not wish to upgrade my phone!’

Phone upgrade

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Ides of March? Project Fear nonsense!’

Ides of March

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘A card payment for your thoughts?’

Cash

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘I’m stockpiling riot gear.’

Pile

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Nobody told me “no deal” would lead to this.’

No Deal

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘No cotton, no leather, no wool – he’s so woke!’

No cotton

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘It’s aimed at students.’

Subscribe

7 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Some people just keep on reoffending.’

Train cancelled

7 March 2019 3:00 pm

Dinner

7 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘I draw the line at chlorinated chicken.’

Chicken

7 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘They’re equally nightmarish.’

Life

7 March 2019 3:00 pm

Right notes

7 March 2019 3:00 pm