Sign

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘We’ve renamed our science-fiction section.’

Shelf

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Just something I picked up in the sales.’

Assault

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Isn’t that typical? They’ve banned wood-burning covens.’

Wood burning

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘It’s to stop him driving.’

Seat belt

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Are you looking at my bird?’

Guns

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘You’re Brexausted.’

Health

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Yet another burning injustice.’

Wood stove

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘So, what’s Plan B?’

Cliff

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘But it’s nice pollution!’

Heat

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘See it, pay it, sorted.’

Tickets

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Brexit or Andy Murray?’

Cry

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Can’t we just go back to screaming at each other?’

Dialogue

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

MPs are receiving vicious abuse

MPs

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘I can’t go on — the pain is too great.’

Murray

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

Self harm

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Since Veganuary she’s been very fussy about what food she photographs.’

Veganuary

10 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘She can’t get anything right.’

Wine

10 January 2019 3:00 pm

Trains

10 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘I’m worried we might crash out.’

Crash out

10 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Wait — are we allowed beef tomatoes?’

Go vegan

10 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Then we add all the hidden sugar, salt and fat…’

Food

10 January 2019 3:00 pm

Brexit means

3 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘We come bearing gift receipts.’

Exchange

3 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Oh dear – I thought we were going to have a dry January.’

Brexit latest

3 January 2019 3:00 pm