‘It’s a desperate fight for survival in a hostile environment.’

Debate

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

Santa

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

Pizza face

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Do you want to watch this quiz programme or not? I’m going to have to press you for an answer.’

Quiz

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘For goodness sake! Turn your cabinet resignations app off.’

Resignations

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Yes, a lot of people have died of boredom since Brexit.’

Died

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Oh darling, it’s lovely. Just what the charity shop is looking for!’

Gift

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Today we’re going to be studying factions.’

Class

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

Product misplacement

Product

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

Ultrasound

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I swear I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.’

Vegan

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

Little green men

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

Pub

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘We try to replicate their natural environment as accurately as possible.’

Environment

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘How embarrassing — we’ve been linked to a Tory donor!’

Escort

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’m protesting at the price of petrol bombs.’

Protesting

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

Out

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

Police

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’m counting on Jeremy Hunt to get me out.’

Turkeys

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

High Street

22 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘We’ve been no platformed.’

Trains

22 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I wonder what life will be like after Brexit.’

Life after Brexit

22 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘We can’t decide which drawing board to go back to.’

Drawing Board

22 November 2018 3:00 pm

Battlefield

22 November 2018 3:00 pm

Knifed

22 November 2018 3:00 pm