‘Truth be told, I’m struggling to keep up with this gender-fluid business.’

Penny

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘At the moment we’re torn between these two...’

Coin

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ve come as the living dead.’

Party

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘The cat’s playing Brexit again…’

Cat brexit

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I feel so empty inside.’

Consultation

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘Nope — still can’t see Brexit.’

Mystic

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

Prison

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘There’s an outbreak of Mad Human Disease.’

Moospaper

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘I didn’t realise there was a service charge.’

Plate

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

Witch

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

Designated

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘I’ve come as Jo Whiley.’

Jo Whiley

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

Backstop

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

Cauldron

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

Alice in Cineworld

Munch

18 October 2018 2:00 pm

Education

18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘Unless one of them comes up and says hello to you in the street…’

Faces

18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘If there’s global warming then how come there’s a cold war?’

Dunno

18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘Things have changed since I was a lad.’

Change

18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘I want you to know I’m seeing someone else.’

VR

18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘The enemy are virtue-signalling to us, sir.’

War

18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘Well at least we always left a tip.’

Club

18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘How many shopping days are there till Brexit?’

Countdown

18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘I don’t care what the sales are so long as they’re healthy.’

Publishing

18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘I don’t think you can take the sound of your own voice as one of the tracks.’

Discs

11 October 2018 2:00 pm