‘When we discussed his heart age he had a coronary.’

A+E

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

Bake-off

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Books about architecture? Certainly, they’re on the 457th floor.’

Books

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘As you can see, we’ve removed sugar and salt from all our food.’

Sugar and salt

30 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘I hear you’ve had extensive experience running a prison.’

Interview

30 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s so embarrassing watching Dad do his Theresa May dancing.’

Dancing

30 August 2018 1:00 pm

Coconut oil

30 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘If you want publicity, pay hush money!’

Agent

30 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Someone I don’t want to meet just walked in.’

Reaper

30 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Oh, don’t be fooled. He’s a despot.’

Despot

30 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Miro, Miro, on the wall...’

Art

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’ve been appointed chief whip to the medicine cabinet.’

Chief whip

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’ll give you something even better than money or food: Hygge!’

Street

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘A typical silly seasoning story...’

Slugs

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s at a rather advanced stage...’

Advanced

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘I was present but I was not involved.’

GCSE results

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘We’re looking for someone who can turn 140 characters into 45 paragraphs.’

Interview

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Of course seats are expensive: they’re very rare.’

Rail fares

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

Marmite

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘These people ought to be locked up!’

G4S

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Well, that’s my 50 minutes of pointless channel-hopping! Want the remote?’

TV

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘He refuses to go home until Boris is out of the news.’

Go home

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘They only got £90 million for House of Fraser...’

House prices

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s outrageous that a real space alien didn’t get the role.’

Cast

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Looks like they’re finding the discussions frustrating.’

Silly talks

16 August 2018 1:00 pm