‘Sorry, I don’t have a spare pound today but I plan to have one by 2027.’

Sleep rough

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘I prefer filtered coffee.’

Coffee

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘It might look better in portrait than in landscape.’

Chart

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

Oxtail

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Now I just need to sort out the voiceover.’

Cave

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

Bench

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘He just encountered some free speech.’

Free speech

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘This is the last straw.’

Plastic

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

Life before phones

Telegrams

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

Boris

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘On the plus side at least it’s a bit cooler down here.’

Heat

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Rich man, poor man, beggar man, person in need of a hug…’

Bowl

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Just when the glass ceiling’s become a glass floor, we have to worry about upskirting.’

Upskirting

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Fancy a dip?’

Ink

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘A MANbag?!’

Manbag

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘We used to think it was aliens, but now we think it’s Mrs May running round in circles.’

Aliens

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

How your smart devices talk about you when you’re out.

Smart devices

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s the will of the wrong people.’

Paper

2 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Boris didn’t have his cake and eat it, but he did take the biscuit.’

Biscuit

2 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘When it comes to anti-Semitism, we favour a two-state solution.’

Corbyn

2 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘At least we’ve got an obesity strategy.’

Breakfast

2 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘You’re turning a lovely shade of gammon.’

Roasted

2 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Would you like to go for a coffee after work?’

Coffee

2 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’m stockpiling in case of a no deal.’

Stockpiling

2 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s a mystery what’s put off the next generation of boozers.’

Mystery

2 August 2018 1:00 pm