‘...and agree on Brexit as long as you both shall live.’

Vows

12 July 2018 1:00 pm

NHS

12 July 2018 1:00 pm

Tunnel of love

12 July 2018 1:00 pm

So – Scandi noir, French noir, or Yorkshire noir?

TV

5 July 2018 1:00 pm

Thoughts

5 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘Don’t you just hate all this unnecessary packaging?’

Lunch

5 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘We can offer you a 20 per cent higher leaving package than we’d offer a woman.’

Pay row

5 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’m from Special Ops.’

Theatre

5 July 2018 1:00 pm

Alexa

5 July 2018 1:00 pm

BMW

5 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’ve heard the new manager’s been brought in to make cutbacks.’

Cutbacks

28 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘Panama weren’t very taxing.’

World cup

28 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘I know you said you did but I want to make sure.’

VAR

28 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘They’re finally getting fashionable.’

Fashionable

28 June 2018 1:00 pm

OINK!

28 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘I have a fear of frying.’

Frying

28 June 2018 1:00 pm

Mona Lisa

28 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘Watch your language, trooper — you swear like a foreign secretary.’

Language

28 June 2018 1:00 pm

House prices

28 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘... the non-bio ones with a bleaching agent, good for stubborn stains, not perfumed, the liquid gel ones, not the solid capsules or powder. In a green box, or sometimes pink, usually next to the economy own-brand powder boxes...’

Shopping

28 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘Are you sure this isn’t Russian money?’

Money

21 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘I had the full English.’

English

21 June 2018 1:00 pm

Netflix

21 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘The exits are here, here, here…’

Exits

21 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘Can you bite my nails? I’m a vegetarian.’

Nails

21 June 2018 1:00 pm