‘Yeah, cool, whatever...’

Hague

21 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s not called “upskirting”, madam — it’s called “architrave”.’

A classical architecture gag

21 June 2018 1:00 pm

Driver

21 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘This is the new runway for drunk BA pilots.’

Runway

14 June 2018 1:00 pm

Online

14 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘Do you think he’s noticed we’re abroad?’

Hotel Splendido

14 June 2018 1:00 pm

Football squad

14 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘Peter Stringfellow has left you all his clubs.’

Stringfellow

14 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘Do you mind? There’s a queue!’

Lemmings

14 June 2018 1:00 pm

Stop Brexit

14 June 2018 1:00 pm

Books

14 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘Dad’s a lot easier to buy for now that he’s a woman.’

Fathers day

14 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘The shower isn’t working!’

Bates

14 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘Waiter – is the fly in my soup locally sourced?’

Dinner

7 June 2018 1:00 pm

Hazard

7 June 2018 1:00 pm

Trains

7 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘The tower’s fine but the country’s collapsing.’

Leaning tower

7 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘He demands his democratic right to draw a phallus on a ballot paper.’

Vote

7 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘I think you’ve had quite enough, dear… you’re beginning to sound like Jean-Claude Juncker.’

Lazy foreigners

7 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘I thought I was dead, but it turned out I was just living in Surrey.’

Thorpe case

7 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘At last, one that’s just right.’

Just right

7 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s so nice being able to bring Leavers and Remainers together.’

Brexit Boxers

7 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘A cashless penny for your thoughts…’

Banking

7 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘We have a specious relationship.’

Trade war

7 June 2018 1:00 pm

GDPR

31 May 2018 1:00 pm