‘We found a wood-burning stove hidden in your cocaine.’

Wood burner

31 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘As I suspected — death by GDPR emails.’

GDPR

31 May 2018 1:00 pm

Women

31 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Apparently, few people have read it all the way through.’

Good Friday agreement

31 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s the only exercise they get...’

Drug runners

31 May 2018 1:00 pm

Animal testing

Mice

31 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘This is not just a P45 — it’s a Marks & Spencer P45.’

P45

31 May 2018 1:00 pm

Son…

31 May 2018 1:00 pm

Papers

31 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘... as the bishop said to the actress.’

Bishop

24 May 2018 1:00 pm

Speaker

24 May 2018 1:00 pm

Mother reading to her child at bedtime, a book called 'Room on the broom' which shows a witch on the cover" ‘Is it Ryanair’s alternative transport policy?’

Storytime

24 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘You’re just the sort of token woman we’re looking for.’

Token women

24 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Dull, predictable, uninspired… he’s quite the breath of fresh air.’

Vicar

24 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘How did he get up there?’

Cat cloud

24 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Deciding on a border was a nightmare.’

Flower show

24 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘The new duchess will be out shortly to lecture you all about equality.’

Plebs

24 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘I liked the way she didn’t hug me.’

Wax work

17 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Apparently it’s Peak Corbyn.’

Marxist

17 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘There’s always the Swiss option.’

Swiss option

17 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘OMG, we’re rich!’

We’re rich!

17 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’m sorry kids. I don’t know how to build a meaningful Brexit.’

Lego

17 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Look mum — Kim Kardashian!’

Kim

17 May 2018 1:00 pm

A&E

17 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘The gammon’s off.’

Gammon

17 May 2018 1:00 pm