‘Oh no! Hard boarders!’

Encounter

10 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘In future, try not to leave your porridge unattended.’

The three bears

10 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘It might look weird, but the kids can’t keep their eyes off me.’

Eyes

10 May 2018 1:00 pm

BBC ratings

10 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’m getting smoky tones...’

Wine

10 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘My millennial sexbot wants to remain celibate.’

Sexbot

10 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘You’ll find yourself splitting a long journey.’

Rail Fares

10 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘That? Oh, I’m trying to tap into the younger generation.’

Pub

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’m into identity politics.’

Me

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

Rapunzel has a bad hair day

Bad hair

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Spare me the lecture, Rodney.’

Lecture

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s not punk, it’s plastic pollution.’

Mermaid

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘There have been a lot of complaints about you… I need to promote you out of harm’s way.’

Office

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s safer than putting it in TSB.’

TSB

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Rather warm for May.’

May

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘I thought we’d blame Brexit for this bit...’

Chart

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Don’t wake him up. Sleepwalking is the only exercise he gets.’

Sleepwalking

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Don’t. I’m wearing the same outfit.’

Island

26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Hello again...’

Back to the

26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘We understand that nanny and baby are doing fine.’

Doing fine

26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Surely you haven’t given up writing your memoirs already?’

I don’t quit

26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘When global warming hits, Narnia is all yours.’

Audience

26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Have you tried greed?’

Advice

26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘What will we do if it’s not a disaster?’

Disaster

26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Storks went out ages ago.’

Deliveroo

26 April 2018 1:00 pm