Seafood

8 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘So Mr Bond, we’ve been expecting you.’

Pizza

8 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘Nice to see the kids out playing in the snow.’

Snow

8 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘Was the lecture cancelled due to snow or snowflakes?’

Snowflakes

8 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘This isn’t vague enough’

Speech

8 March 2018 3:00 pm

Triggers

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

Snowman App

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘Your father’s opted out of a dignified retirement.’

Snore

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘Great news! We’ll no longer be the byword for spineless European U-turns.’

Italian Army

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘They’re easier to come by than chickens.’

KFP

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

Teacher training

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

Oscars

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘We started off in full alignment but have subsequently diverged.’

Relate

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘He’s such a gentleman. He always asks if he can be abusive.’

Manners

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘He does a lot of work for charity, but doesn’t like to talk about it…’

Charity

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Today’s reading is the parable of the fully vetted Samaritan.’

Samaritan

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

Aid

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

Molementum

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I think we all knew he wasn’t a remainer.’

UKIP

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I think you’ll find I’m training for the luge.’

Bath

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

Sisyphone

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

Sex and the city

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘It’s his bucket list.’

KFC

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’

Internet

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Ha! Ha! Ha! He lives in his properties.’

Houses

22 February 2018 3:00 pm