‘Our boy is a straightforward heterosexual male. Where did we go wrong?’

Generations

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Before I say “Yes”, I’d like to carry out a risk assessment.’

Risk

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I see Rees-Mogg is in.’

Rees

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

Nike snowboarding ramp

Nike

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

Man is lyng on therapist's couch, wearing a Napoleon hat and boots. Therapist says, "At least you don't think you're Donald Trump."

Therapy

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I thought we could spice things up so I popped into Oxfam.’

Spice

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘We need to find consensus – and destroy it.’

Meeting

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘If your train set doesn’t work get it nationalised.’

Trains

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ve written my Brexit impact assessment report.’

Report

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘There goes the neighbourhood.’

Sex shop

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

Brexit

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Straight on, then just follow the signs.’

Signs

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘She’s trying to attract male supporters to the cause.’

Objectification

8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘The BBC no longer trusts public opinion on European matters.’

Eurovision

8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Are you aware that you can now do all of this online?’

Bank

8 February 2018 3:00 pm

Negotiations

8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’m a Vapire.’

Vapire

8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Every time I wake up it’s Brexit Day.’

Brexit day

8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I want a Brexit-style divorce — with him as the UK.’

Divorce

8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘It’s not a crash – it’s a correction!’

Car

8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Remember, lads — no inappropriate touching.’

Viking

8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘He left instructions but we can’t seem to follow them.’

Flatpacked

1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Warning! This programme contains graphic images.’

Warning

1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ve lost the Allen key.’

Ikea

1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘That’s “hostess” if you don’t mind!’

Hostess

1 February 2018 3:00 pm