‘I’ve lost track of which one’s talking right now.’

Interview

1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I hope this doesn’t degenerate into an elite city charity gala.’

Meat Market

1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Have you considered a career in politics?’

Agent

1 February 2018 3:00 pm

Hollywood

1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’m the head of the Tories’ social media campaign.’

Red box

1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ve apologised for past mistakes but to the Twitterati I’ll always be #abominable.’

Snowman

1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Have your cake, take a photo of it and eat it.’

Sayings

1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘It’s the Prince William look.’

Prince William

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Shelves

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘I can’t imagine why they ever thought we’d take their jobs away.’

Robots

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘Your obsession with Victoriana is getting out of control.’

Sweep

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘You must try the Bitcoin diet – I lost a thousand pounds in a day!’

Bitcoin Diet

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

New Calais border cheque

Calais border

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Me too

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Blood

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Noah

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘Gordon identifies as a person of lack-of-colour.’

Gordon

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

USKIP

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘I suppose I have become a bit institutionalised over the years.’

Institutionalised

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Chocolate teapot

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘I was slapped down by Theresa May.’

A&E

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Fares

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

The end is nigh

18 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘I prefer the Daily Mail…’

Tabloid

18 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘He has a 25-year plan to reform.’

Plan

18 January 2018 3:00 pm