‘Ah, good! I’m through to a real person.’

Phone

31 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘Cake news.’

Cake

31 August 2017 1:00 pm

Back to school

31 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m cooking for 528 followers.’

Dinner

31 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘ID?’

Lost

31 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘What was your favourite Robert Peston moment?’

Moment

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘My name’s Captain Haddock. I’m a famous alcoholic.’

AA

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘The beer costs the same – we just don’t talk about Trump.’

Pub

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

Trans sister radio

Radio

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘I hear tensions are running pretty high in Cromer tonight.’

Seoul

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

Birthday

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

Results

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

Ring

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘Your billing address — is that the same as your cooing address?’

Birds

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘I hear the streets are paved with gum.’

Gum

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘All our ambulance crews are busy at the moment but please stay on the line — your heart attack is important to us.’

Ambulance

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘It’s nice to get away from all the abuse on Twitter.’

Web

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m looking for Mr Alt-Right.’

Bar

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

Brexit

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘If you’re a private patient, you’ll probably want to smile as you go through the scanner.’

Scan

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘Are you sure these North Korean eggs are safe?’

Breakfast

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘We’ll sue for compensation for stress, caused by inadequate compensation for stress, caused by inadequate ...’

Law

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

Careers

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

Desk

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘He needs his five-a-day.’

Kid

17 August 2017 1:00 pm