Sister inferior

Habit

6 July 2017 1:00 pm

‘You won’t mind if we go Dutch, will you?’

Bill

6 July 2017 1:00 pm

‘Fortunately we’re just divided rather than polarised.’

Split

6 July 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’ve got him a brilliant new voice-activated educational tool for teenagers.’

Internet

6 July 2017 1:00 pm

‘I don’t know what to do with him over the summer recess…’

Twitter

6 July 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m collecting everyday objects for a time capsule.’

Objects

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘Have you tried never speaking to each other again?’

Relationship

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘Man trapped in woman’s body, meet woman trapped in man’s body.’

Agency

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘He should never have bought those Wimbledon strawberries.’

Becker

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘The light bulb was a nice touch. He loved light bulbs.’

RIP

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in — how cool is that?’

Looks

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘They have to pay so much because nobody wants the job.’

Income

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘You don’t look a bit like your profile photograph.’

Table

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘You’d never get this many Martians wanting to see Theresa May.’

Many

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m sorry, do I know you?’

Penguins

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m from Tunbridge Wells.’

Signs

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

Bread

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘I remember when all this was picked.’

Picked

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘Remember when you thought it would be fun to join Labour for £3, vote in Corbyn and make them unelectable?’

Corbyn

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘…or as it’s known locally, the plotting shed.’

Shed

22 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘He’s socially awkward but brilliant in his field.’

Cow

22 June 2017 1:00 pm

Flying

22 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘There’s amazing footage of Theresa May surviving.’

Alien

22 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m hoping to get a glimpse of the legendary Ruth Davidson.’

Loch

22 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘Not only are they fattening — they’re also homophobic.’

Cereal Singleton

22 June 2017 1:00 pm