‘My husband’s disappointed. He didn’t realise this cruise was called Pilates of the Caribbean.’

Cruise NAF

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

Mobile Warner

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’ve updated my tablet.’

God Singleton

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

Bookshop Thompson

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Don’t bother with the knives, they’re already out.’

Labour Thompson

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Wow! Your mum’s really into drugs!’

Spice

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘You promise you’ll vote for me, but how do I know you’re not lying?’

Doorstep

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Your father’s switching energy supplier again.’

Switching

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘How romantic — a candlelit dinner for two.’

Soup Thompson

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘From now on you must issue a trigger warning before you can call anyone a snowflake.’

University RGJ

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘It’s all about jobs, the economy, the NHS, immigration, social services, the police, energy prices…’

Mountain Bernie

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Bloody Brexit!’

Smashed

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘This vaper’s incredibly realistic — it even gives you cancer.’

Smoke Newman

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘This is the device that will be taking over your job.’

Table Grizelda

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Contract… advance… film rights…’

Dr Kipper

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘You know, among women we don’t actually consider that a superpower.’

Hero

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

Folies_Thompson

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

Beaver

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

Alexa stokoe

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘We’ve renamed ourselves in light of the polls.’

Polls

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Does anyone have any questions for me to avoid?’

Lectern

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Come on! Come on!’

Mirror Dredge

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

Panda AS

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘I identify as six-two.’

Bar

4 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘You might want to sit down.’

Test

4 May 2017 1:00 pm