Ridge

6 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘You can really hold your drink.’

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6 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘All they ever do is go on about our legs!’

News

30 March 2017 2:00 pm

‘Instant coffee? Be with you in a minute.’
‘And has the jury reached a verdict?’

Occupation

30 March 2017 2:00 pm

‘Coming up on Newsnight — how sexist was “Legs-it”?’
‘Your father and I would like to stop having custody of you.’
‘Terrorism or Brexit?’

Shirt

30 March 2017 2:00 pm

‘Good to see London carrying on as normal.’
‘Well, I suppose we could start with his listening skills.’
‘Unfortunately, George Osborne’s got them all.’

Gate

23 March 2017 3:00 pm

‘Sometimes I think you only married me because you loved me.’

Sometimes

23 March 2017 3:00 pm

‘The meaning of everything? Hang on…’
‘You’ll be paid per death, and will need to provide your own cloak and scythe.’
‘The tooth fairy left you a brush and some paste.’

Dental

23 March 2017 3:00 pm

Spider

23 March 2017 3:00 pm

Love

16 March 2017 3:00 pm

‘Have you been drink and self-driving again?’