‘It says, “Check your privilege.” The bastards are virtue-signalling us.’

Navy

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘They’re right. We really should do more for our elderly parents.’

Old

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘I was found guilty by a majority verdict, but I’m hoping the minority will rise up…’

Prison

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

Fake

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘I’m drinking to forget the lunchtime drinking ban.’

Bar

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘I want to put on a brave face.’

Courage

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘Take me to your leader’s Twitter feed.’

Alien

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

Kinky

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘Did you remember to lock up?’

Wormwood

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘I’ve got us a TV dinner, followed by an iPlayer dinner, followed by a Facebook dinner, followed by a Twitter dinner...’

Dinner

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘If Tony Blair can make a comeback, there’s hope for us all!’

Mammoth

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘But I don’t want all of this condensed into something as small as that.’

Condensed

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘It says, “Check your privilege.” The bastards are virtue-signalling us.’

Navy

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘I’ve got us a TV dinner, followed by an iPlayer dinner, followed by a Facebook dinner, followed by a Twitter dinner...’

Dinner

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘I was found guilty by a majority verdict, but I’m hoping the minority will rise up…’

Prison

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

Fake

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘I’m drinking to forget the lunchtime drinking ban.’

Bar

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘I want to put on a brave face.’

Courage

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘Take me to your leader’s Twitter feed.’

Alien

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

Kinky

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘They’re right. We really should do more for our elderly parents.’

Old

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘Did you remember to lock up?’

Wormwood

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘If Tony Blair can make a comeback, there’s hope for us all!’

Mammoth

23 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘I see — and how long has your kettle been talking to your laptop?’

IoT

16 February 2017 3:00 pm

Dummies

16 February 2017 3:00 pm