Desk

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

Trident

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

Fireplace

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

Toast

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

Deadwood

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

Fish

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

Toast

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

Navigation

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

TV

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

Trade

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

Lion

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

Restaurant

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

Dish

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

3Men

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

Desk

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

‘It followed me home — can we keep it?’

Trident

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

‘I defy anyone in the public eye to say that they don’t find this sort of personal criticism hurtful.’

Fireplace

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

Fish

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

‘This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.’

Deadwood

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

Dish

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

‘But whatever you do, don’t burn the toast.’

Toast

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

‘Cool. If you go into Google Street View, you can see where you’re going.’

Navigation

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

‘Children! You mustn’t watch TV after the 9 o’clock watershed. Go and look at porn on your computers.’

TV

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

‘It’s from Liam Fox.’

Trade

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

‘It’s come to my attention that you’ve been using your work computer to download violent images of zebra being slaughtered.’

Lion

26 January 2017 3:00 pm