Bottle

21 May 2016 9:00 am

‘I think the dog wants to go out.’

Dog

21 May 2016 9:00 am

‘So, how did you manage to get a box at the anti-corruption conference?’

Box

21 May 2016 9:00 am

‘No one left and no one came — I blame the fare rises.’

Rail

21 May 2016 9:00 am

‘I do wish Robin wouldn’t text me when he’s drunk.’

Maid Marian

21 May 2016 9:00 am

Scythe

14 May 2016 9:00 am

‘The child lock is to prevent access to Sats tests.’

Laptop

14 May 2016 9:00 am

Greek

14 May 2016 9:00 am

‘That’s all I am to you, isn’t it — a chocolate substitute.’

Substitute

14 May 2016 9:00 am

‘I represent Jeremy Corbyn’s new kinder, more respectful politics.’

Placards

14 May 2016 9:00 am

Door

14 May 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m sorry, but we don’t allow second homes.’

Beach

14 May 2016 9:00 am

‘The audience just pulled out.’

Stage

14 May 2016 9:00 am

‘Every bear that ever there was? Maybe I should have cut more sandwiches…’

Picnic

14 May 2016 9:00 am

‘I’ve called him “Brexit” so that everyone’s afraid of him.’

Dog

7 May 2016 9:00 am

‘Got any red tape?’

Bureaucrat

7 May 2016 9:00 am

‘I refuse to share a platform with you!’

Train

7 May 2016 9:00 am

BHS

7 May 2016 9:00 am

‘But surely the cost of my yacht is allowable? I need it to access my offshore accounts.’

Tax

7 May 2016 9:00 am

‘Do you ever feel like you’re stuck in a rut?’

Stags

7 May 2016 9:00 am

‘And then, to make matters worse, you put the apple core in the wrong bin.’

Apple core

7 May 2016 9:00 am

Enjoyed

7 May 2016 9:00 am

‘It’s hard not to get carried along by it all!’

Rabbits

7 May 2016 9:00 am

‘This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.’

Cowboys

7 May 2016 9:00 am

Doctor

30 April 2016 9:00 am