‘It’s a new drone for campaigns that require boots on the ground.’

Drone

6 February 2016 9:00 am

Radical

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Quick, War and No Peace is on.’

War

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Don’t worry, it’s only a Twitterstorm — it’ll blow over in no time.’

Storm

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Bloody inflation!’

Poundland

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘The whole film just stank of whitesploitation to me’

Cinema

6 February 2016 9:00 am

Product recall

Old men

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘They’re motivational speakers.’

Run

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Do you often feel as if you’re just drifting?’

Warship

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Or, as I like to call it, Benefits Street.’

City

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘You are not going to school dressed like that!’

School

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘It’s the Chilcot advent calendar.’

Advent

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘My ancestors — the box set!’

Mausoleum

30 January 2016 9:00 am

Alice in Cineworld

Alice

30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘He’s lost all interest in sticks.’

Relate

30 January 2016 9:00 am

Airfix

30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘The bloody women tennis players are demanding equal bribes to the men.’

Betting

30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Are you taking performance-reducing drugs?’

Runners

30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Winning the National Lottery wouldn’t change me — I don’t check my tickets.’

Pub

30 January 2016 9:00 am

Wireless birds

Wireless

30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘He’s nine, but teacher says he has a radicalised age of 13!’

School

30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘We razed the university to the ground, just to be on the safe side.’

Oxford

23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Is this something to do with Corbyn?’

Look left

23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m looking for a hook-up.’

Pirate

23 January 2016 9:00 am

Superfood

23 January 2016 9:00 am