‘I’m getting in practice for the Chilcot report.’

Bed

9 January 2016 9:00 am

Shop

9 January 2016 9:00 am

Drynuary

9 January 2016 9:00 am

‘We decided not to name him in order to protect his identity.’

Protect

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘You look really stupid with it on back to front.’

Stupid

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘It’s to compensate for his tiny carrot.’

Snowmen

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Isn’t it nice to all sit round the television as a family?’

Family

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m an Olympic year.’

Year

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘No more Mr Nice Guy.’

Nice guy

2 January 2016 9:00 am

Pub

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘If you’re trying to give up, the secret is to make it difficult to have a drink.’

Drink

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘I’ve been un-auld acquaintanced on Facebook.’

Facebook

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘We’ve put in a basement swimming pool.’‘We’ve put in a basement swimming pool.’

Igloo

12 December 2015 9:00 am

Newsagent

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Hello, fire brigade? My cat is stuck up a tree…’

Cat

12 December 2015 9:00 am

Kings

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Oh, him? That’s just Secret Santa.’

MI5

12 December 2015 9:00 am

Selfie

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Ah, so this is the real Christmas Island.’

Easter

12 December 2015 9:00 am

Roaming

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘And have you been good?’

Good

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘They all reach that stage where they’d rather have money, don’t they?’

Money

12 December 2015 9:00 am

Snowman

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Wow! What’s your secret?’

Wow

12 December 2015 9:00 am

Drone

12 December 2015 9:00 am

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