‘Don’t panic — we’re on our way to a fancy-dress party.’

Fancy dress

19 September 2015 9:00 am

‘Cro Magnon man up!’

Mammoth

19 September 2015 9:00 am

Hearing aid

19 September 2015 9:00 am

‘You can cross my palm with any of the major credit cards.’

Palm

19 September 2015 9:00 am

‘His passion for toast knew no bounds.’

Toast

19 September 2015 9:00 am

‘You know there’s cats in Africa...’

Cats

19 September 2015 9:00 am

‘Guy, guys — don’t you think your T-shirts clash?’

Clash

19 September 2015 9:00 am

‘We’ve got some Syrian refugees. It’s OK, they’re middle-class.’

Drinks

19 September 2015 9:00 am

‘How about 1985? That was a nice year.’

Labour

19 September 2015 9:00 am

Dog

12 September 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s no good captain, we’re trapped!’

Trapped

12 September 2015 9:00 am

Pub

12 September 2015 9:00 am

Table

12 September 2015 9:00 am

‘We have a long and proud history of moaning about immigration.’

Bar

12 September 2015 9:00 am

It’s depressing — people just don’t take our work seriously.’

Depressing

12 September 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s so refreshing to meet someone who died of natural causes.’

Natural

12 September 2015 9:00 am

‘You’re sure this is a good idea?’

Viking

12 September 2015 9:00 am

‘Congratulations on becoming the longest-serving monarch-in-waiting!’

Queen

12 September 2015 9:00 am

Beauty

12 September 2015 9:00 am

‘He’s so cute when he waves his baton.’

Baton

12 September 2015 9:00 am

Cinderella

12 September 2015 9:00 am

Street

12 September 2015 9:00 am

‘Groping or non-groping?’

Train

5 September 2015 9:00 am

Guns

5 September 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s OK, he’s pissed within government guidelines.’

Drunk

5 September 2015 9:00 am