Living room

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Chancellor

11 July 2015 9:00 am

‘A table for this evening? Sorry, we’re not looking that far ahead.’

Greek

11 July 2015 9:00 am

‘There, does that help?’

Begging

11 July 2015 9:00 am

‘That’s no lady’

Lady

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Gym

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Dracula

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Bears

11 July 2015 9:00 am

‘According to the tests, your cholesterol level is way off the scale.’

Doctor

11 July 2015 9:00 am

‘She punched a hole when anyone compared her to Henry Moore.’

Hepworth

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Betting

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Greek myths revisited: Atlas holds up the world

Myth

11 July 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m initiating Wifexit.’

Couple

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Door sign

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Diary

4 July 2015 9:00 am

Relate

4 July 2015 9:00 am

‘Relationship issues… family issues… sexual issues… financial issues… alcohol issues… personality issues… There! Now you know everyone.’

Relationships

4 July 2015 9:00 am

Lifeguard

4 July 2015 9:00 am

‘I don’t know how he is, we haven’t talked since the wraparound telly arrived.’

Telly

4 July 2015 9:00 am

Migrant

4 July 2015 9:00 am

‘And he went down on bended knee-protector — and proposed.’

Health & Safety

4 July 2015 9:00 am

Train

4 July 2015 9:00 am

Bouncy

4 July 2015 9:00 am

Security

4 July 2015 9:00 am

‘I hear there’s £12 billion knocking around somewhere.’

Benefits office

4 July 2015 9:00 am