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The Spectator

15 December 2018 Aus

Christmas issue

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Leading article Australia

PM’s Christmas gifts

As we settle back for the unique delights of the Aussie Christmas, placing the pressies under the Chrissy tree and…

Australian Columnists

Brown Study

Brown study

As Head Master of Robert Menzies Grammar, it gives me less pleasure than usual to report on the boys and…

Australian Notes

Australian notes

Good trouble I arrive in Australia to feverish talk of a rebellion. There has been a ‘teenage revolt’. A mass…

Diary Australia

Christmas diary

I’m embarrassed. Last night I spoke briefly at a black-tie gala dinner of the Institute of Public Affairs. I must…

Australian Features

Features Australia

Liberals, liberals everywhere

It is often said that England and America are divided by a common language, and you might as well throw…

Features Australia

The environmental impact of Creation

In the beginning God floated the idea of creating Heaven and Earth. He was immediately served with an injunction by…

Features Australia

The art of music

What does classical music, also known as art or serious music, do for us? The state spends vast amounts of…

Features Australia

Turnbullian nightmare

Don’t go into the Christmas holidays and 2019 thinking the nightmare is over. True, Malcolm Turnbull is no more, at…

Features Australia

Reggae, Ramsay and Beethoven

The recent news that the form of music known as Reggae is to be added to the Unesco world heritage…

Features Australia

Virtue versus vague values

Which is preferable: values or virtues? The question might appear overly academic and of little relevance but how it is…

Features Australia

Churchill, Orwell and, er, Shorten

There probably is some depth of yet-to-be imagined perfidy Malcolm Turnbull or his son, Alex, will descend to before the…

Features Australia

Australian books

There is the feeling that after ten years of political failures and assorted cultural nonsense the community is yearning for…

Features Australia

Tyranny of the T-bone

While England was in the middle of tearing itself apart during the Civil War, Oliver Cromwell and his fellow puritans…

Features Australia

The bishop thrown under the bus

Philip Wilson should be a hero to everyone who cares about justice. With little encouragement beyond the determination to prove…

Features

Benedict Cumberbatch as Dominic Cummings in Brexit: The Uncivil War

Features

Benedict Cumberbatch on playing my husband, Dominic Cummings

Imagine looking at a photo of a stranger and feeling in response, quite naturally, the sort of happy affection you…

Features

Take it from a cartoonist: shoes are the real windows into the soul

I spend most of my time drawing politicians, trying to work out what makes them distinctive. The eyes, the expression,…

Notebook

What happens when the police stop and search a bishop?

I’m not surprised that black people are still eight times more likely than white people to be stopped and searched…

Features

The Sajid Javid manifesto

There’s an old joke that the most dangerous position in the Tory party is the favourite for the leadership. The…

Features

Trump’s 19ft Christmas tree and 300lb gingerbread house are quintessentially American

The most obnoxious advert on American television this Christmas season features a thirtyish man telling his wife he ‘got us…

Notebook

Women, married or single, get a raw deal at Christmas

There’s a Christmas poem of mine, written in the 1980s, that ends with the line ‘And the whole business is…

Features

Critical injuries: the perils of book reviews

A decade ago, a publisher produced a set of short biographies of Britain’s 20th-century prime ministers, which I reviewed unenthusiastically.…

Notebook

The best thing about Christmas in France? It’s all over in a day

Just back from a few days in Rome — the perfect small metropolis for ‘street-haunting’, as Cyril Connolly described his…

Features

Brexit is about renewal, not just leaving the EU. And there’s no time to waste

None of us can predict the potential fallout from Brexit, good and bad. What began as a vote of confidence…

Features

Prue Leith’s Christmas kitchen nightmares

Christmas in our family seems to guarantee tears and tantrums as well as jingle bells and jollity. Indeed, in my…

Features

Meet the Ever Trumpers, the apostles who will never forsake the President

 Washington, DC Donald Trump derangement syndrome works both ways. It makes the President’s enemies hate him so much they go…

Features

The unbearable pointlessness of Parliament

Christmas books pages usually invite columnists to nominate their publishing event of the year. Well, here’s a corker: The Ties…

Features

Carlo Rovelli: In physics, the difference between past and present is extraordinarily slippery

The physicists Marc Warner and Emanuele Moscato met Professor Carlo Rovelli, author of the bestselling Seven Brief Lessons on Physics.…

‘A Portrait Group’ by James Cowie [National Galleries of Scotland/Bridgeman Images]

Features

Pick a painting

  Alexander McCall Smith   There is a painting in the Scottish National Gallery of Modern Art that I find…

Features

A life apart: An interview with Frank Field

Frank Field was given a standing ovation when he won The Spectator’s Parliamentarian of the Year award two weeks ago.…

Illustrated by Carolyn Gowdy

Christmas Short Story

The boy who dreams: A Christmas short story by Susan Hill

‘Wake up, boy! Wake up…’ My father was shaking me and I was confused because it seemed that I had…

Notebook

Cressida Bonas: An actress’s notebook

I’m moving house, parting ways with my beloved friend Georgia. For eight years, the two of us have laughed madly,…

Asia Bibi’s daughters with a picture of their mother

Features

‘Theresa May has failed Pakistan’s Christians’: An interview with Asia Bibi’s lawyer

Saif ul-Malook greets me in the hallway of his daughter’s home. Pakistani hospitality dictates that a guest should not go…

Features

Giving voice to despair: how a letter from John Osborne changed my life

Ihad completely forgotten about the letter. It’s not that surprising, as I’d received it in February 1981. I was 18…

Features

The Maduro diet

I am writing from my home, Barquisimeto, the fourth largest city in Venezuela, which was, not so long ago, the…

Illustrated by Jane Webster

Christmas Short Story

‘Jeeves and the Midnight Mess’: A Christmas short story

‘Christmas Eve in Mayfair, Jeeves! There’s nothing in heaven to top it. Even with the terror of eleventh-hour shopping for…

Time and Twitter seemed to stop

Notes on...

After five days of being snowed in, awe and wonder starts to wear off

It took three hours for cabin fever to set in. Last Christmas, snowed in at the Oxfordshire homestead, my brother…

The Week

Leading article

Britain is on the cusp of a great political and economic renewal. Will the Tories blow it?

Last Christmas, The Spectator set up an appeal — not for money to be given to charity, but for our…

Portrait of the week

Portrait of the year: from the collapse of Carillion to the sacking of John Kelly

January Four young men were stabbed to death in London as the New Year began. The Crown Prosecution Service was…

Diary

Are we really going to abandon Brexit because of a Mars bar shortage?

The nice French doctor looked beadily at the screen. There were the results of my tests, in irrefutable detail. They…

Barometer

The many political crises that have interrupted Christmas

Crisis at Christmas MPs were warned that they might have to give up part of their holidays to deal with…

Ancient and modern

What would Jesus’s childhood have been like? 

Around 1 ad a 14-year-old Jewish Arab girl called Maryam, almost certainly in Nazareth in Galilee, gave birth to a…

From The Archives

From the archive: the Spectator’s original verdicts on literary classics

Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë,  reviewed 18 December 1847 An attempt to give novelty and interest to fiction, by resorting…

Letters

Letters: perhaps Brussels sprouts are ripe for a name change?

Life in the borderlands Sir:  The Irish border question has grabbed political headlines this year, but spare a thought for…

Columnists

Politics

Brexit is a fight for the very sovereignty of our nation

Who should govern Britain? This has always been the most contentious question in British politics. Magna Carta, the Reformation, the…

The Spectator's Notes

When it comes to champagne, the English are on the French’s coattails

Earlier this month, the Quorn and Cottesmore hunts took separate votes on merging. The Quorn voted for, the Cottesmore against.…

Rod Liddle

Dear Santa: My 14 requests for the new year

It is always a pleasure to watch Paris burning. On the surface a civilised country, but scrape a little deeper…

Lara Prendergast

Should we all write ‘feminist’ stocking fillers?

I arrived at Waterloo, half an hour before my train departed. Needing to buy a birthday card, I popped into…

Lionel Shriver

You can’t possibly hate cyclists more than they hate each other

I’ve cycled for primary transportation for 53 years. Accordingly, I’m not naive about the degree of resentment — nay, loathing…

Matthew Parris

Why I don’t, never have, and never will trust the people

It was late, and a friend and I were left to talk Brexit. He’s a keen and convinced Tory Brexiteer…

James Delingpole

Life is about so much more than Theresa May’s crappy Brexit deal

It’s that time of year again when I put aside my wonted snark and share with you a few of…

Any other business

All I want for Christmas is a City time machine

Are smartphones fuelling a pandemic of youthful anxiety and depression? That’s the question parents will wrestle with this Christmas as…

Books

Theodore Roosevelt campaigning in the summer of 1912

Lead book review

Words to rally and inspire: stirring speeches from Elizabeth I to the present

It was a surprise, on reading Speeches of Note, to find myself laughing and chuckling at the speech of a…

Sir William Wilde, father of Oscar Wilde, by J.H. Maguire

Books

The wildest Wilde of all: the scandalous life of Oscar’s father

‘To have a father is always big news,’ according to the narrator of Sebastian Barry’s early novel, The Engine of…

View from the Rigi, Switzerland. The last great blizzard is predicted to be in 2040

Books

Dreaming of a white Christmas? Soon that’s all we’ll be able to do

I like a book where you don’t think you’re going to be interested in the subject, but then find it’s…

Gulls, once unknown inland, are no longer ‘seagulls’ but have taken to nesting on rooftops in city centres.

Books

Will seagulls become as scary as Hitchcock’s The Birds?

Little Toller Books, in Dorset, aims to publish old and new writing on nature by the very best writers and…

Illustrations by Philippe Cousin

Books

The minefield of mime: ‘halt’ to an American signifies ‘hi’ to an Arab

You may have read about this during the Iraq war. A group of local people approach an American position. A…

Senior Nazis inspect the wreckage of the Wolf’s Lair after the failed Stauffenberg plot, July 1944.

Books

Why didn’t they try harder to assassinate Hitler?

Awareness of German opposition to Hitler is usually limited to Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg’s attempt to blow up the wretched…

Ma Jian

Books

Biting political satire: China Dream, by Ma Jian, reviewed

Ma Jian’s novels have been banned in his native China for 30 years and he has been hailed as ‘China’s…

Vivien Leigh in a publicity still for Waterloo Bridge, 1940

Books

Vivien Leigh: the brilliant star that fast burned out

‘Dark Star’ is a suitable enough title in itself, but the definition makes it a brilliant one: ‘A Dark Star’,…

Adam Mickiewicz, the author of Pan Tadeusz.

Books

A Lithuanian Romeo and Juliet: Pan Tadeusz, by Adam Mickiewicz, reviewed

It’s hard, in Britain, to imagine a popular museum devoted to a single poem. The Polish city of Wrocław hosts…

Books

Relish — and cultivate — your grievances

Grudges make the world go around, according to Sophie Hannah. They are ‘an important and fascinating part of human experience’,…

Henri-Charles-Ferdinand of Artois, Duke of Bordeaux and his sister Louise-Marie-Therèse of Artois at the Tuileries, by Louis Hersent (1777–1860)

Books

How any mother — or baby — survived childbirth before the 20th century is astonishing

Between 1300 and 1900 few things were more dangerous than giving birth. For poor and rich, the mortality rate was…

The Empress Marie-Louise of Austria giving birth to the King of Rome in 1811

Books

How apartheid poisoned the world

Around 1970 I was labelled ‘Public Enemy No. 1’ by white South Africa’s newspapers for leading militant anti-apartheid protests which…

Kenneth Rose

Books

High society and low gossip: the journals of Kenneth Rose

Kenneth Rose was gossip columnist by appointment to the aristocracy and gentry. He was, of course, a snob — nobody…

Books

Stuck for something to read? Pick up a Penguin Classic

In 1956, after Penguin Classics had published 60 titles, the editor-in-chief of Penguin Books, William Emrys Williams, wondered: ‘How many…

Shackleton’s ship The Nimrod trapped in McMurdo Sound.

Books

Bitten by the cold: the strange attraction of polar exploration

‘We had seen God in his splendours, heard the text that nature renders. We had reached the naked soul of…

‘Decorating for Christmas’ by Alfred W. Cooper (1854)

Books

The pagan feast of Christmas

This book, an excellent history of Christmas, made me think of a Christmas cartoon strip I once saw in Viz…

King’s College, Cambridge choir rehearse A Festival of Nine Lessons and Carols.

Books

Divulging the secret of the famous ‘King’s sound’?

Earlier this year The Spectator published an article in celebration of Evensong — the nightly sung service of the Anglican…

‘He had a rather melancholy face, and the air of a transplanted hidalgo’, said H.H. Asquith of John Meade Falkner.

Narrative feature

In praise of John Meade Falkner: poet, arms-dealer and unforgettable novelist

When H.H. Asquith, as prime minister, visited Elswick, Newcastle upon Tyne, during the first world war, he found a vast…

Arts

‘The Nativity’, 1470–75, by Piero della Francesca

Arts feature

The fascinating story behind one of the best-loved depictions of the Nativity

In the early 1370s an elderly Scandinavian woman living in Rome had a vision of the Nativity. Her name was…

Charles J. Tebbutt at Littleport, January 1893, unknown photographer

Exhibitions

A short history of ice skating

In landscape terms, the Fens don’t have much going for them. What you can say for them, though, is that…

Arts feature

The people have not forgotten me: the exiled Empress of Iran interviewed

Somewhere in the bowels of the Tehran Museum of Contemporary Art is a portrait from a lost world. Its subject…

King's College Choir rehearsing for the Christmas Eve 'A Festival of Nine Lessons and Carols'. Photo credit: Geoff Robinson Photography / REX / Shutterstock

Music

High and mighty

In this 200th anniversary of the birth of Mrs C.F. Alexander, author of ‘Once in Royal David’s City’, all of…

True stories: Gary Kemp in 1971

Arts feature

Gary Kemp on pop, Pre-Raphaelites, politics and playing Pinter

The first thing Gary Kemp bought when Spandau Ballet started making money was a chair. He’s very proud of that…

Practically perfect in every way: Joel Dawson and Emily Blunt in Mary Poppins Returns

Cinema

There’s something about Mary

So, Mary Poppins returns, and I was, of course, primed to be spiteful, as is my nature. Not a patch…

The Royal Ballet's Nutcracker. Photograph: Tristram Kenton

Dance

You’ll have shivers down your spine and tears in your eyes: Royal Ballet’s Nutcracker reviewed

Not another Nutcracker, I thought on the way to the Opera House. Haven’t we had our fill of Sugar Plums?…

Sensational: the cast of Seussical

Theatre

I couldn’t wait to escape this opaque, witless horror show: True West reviewed

Sam Shepard was perhaps the gloomiest playwright ever to spill his guts into a typewriter. The popularity of his work…

Sheridan Smith and Alison Steadman in Jimmy McGovern's Care. Photo: BBC / LA Productions / Dan Prince

Television

Could it be that Jimmy McGovern was getting into the festive spirit? No… Care reviewed

Jimmy McGovern’s one-off drama Care (BBC1, Sunday 9 December) began with a loving grandmother called Mary having a lovely time…

Apollo 8 on its launch pad in December 1968. Photo: AP / REX / Shutterstock

Radio

Remembering the 1968 Apollo mission – when the world was reaching to the future rather than drawing in

Take yourself back to (or try to imagine) Christmas 1968; a year full of disturbances, dashed hopes and extreme violence…

The Listener

It’s Christmas. You don’t want Götterdämmerung. You want a waltz-operetta

Grade: A– 1898: two Parisiennes and a housemaid secretly invite each other’s partners to the Paris Opera ball and… c’mon,…

Female statue head Villa Casali, Italy, 55-65 CE marble. © Trustees of the British Museum, 2018. All rights reserved.

Culture Buff

Female statue head Villa Casali

Most of us love Rome while still being a little overwhelmed by it. The Roman Empire’s geographical spread and duration…

Life

High life

Why I have fallen out of love with Donald Trump

Here we are, 41 years down the road, and I’m once again writing for The Spectator’s Christmas issue. This is…

Low life

Why you should never read your own diary

At the turn of the century, I started a diary. I’ve mostly typed it on old typewriters, bashing out a…

Real life

How Ebenezer Grayling destroyed the Kite family Christmas

Ebenezer Grayling sat busy in his counting house. It was a cold, bleak day at the Department for Transport. Big…

Wild life

Me vs an eight-foot spitting cobra

Laikipia, Kenya   ‘The End,’ I typed. The book that had taken me 14 years to write. I rose from…

The turf

‘Concussion doesn’t count’: memories of a racing dynasty

The Scudamores are one of the bedrock families of jump racing. After being shot down and spending two years as…

Bridge

Bridge

The other day, I opened a Christmas card showing Santa carrying a sack full of presents, and was immediately reminded…

Christmas Quiz Questions

Christmas quiz

You don’t say In 2018, who said: 1. ‘I have the absolute power to PARDON myself, but why should I…

Mind your language

Word of the year: shouty

‘Remind me what incel means again,’ said my husband. There was no point, since he’d forgotten twice already. I suspected…

Chess

Leviathan

Last week I compared the Norwegian world chess champion Magnus Carlsen to a lurking crocodile, ready to grab its oblivious…

Chess puzzle

Puzzle

White to play. This is a variation from Carlsen-Caruana, World Championship (Game 11), London 2018. Carlsen set a small trap…

Competition

O come let us adore zhim

In Competition No. 3078 you were invited to submit a politically correct Christmas carol.   One of Donald Trump’s election…

Christmas Crossword

Christmas spirit

Unclued lights (six of two words, one of three), correctly linked, make ten members of a seasonal set, one light…

Crossword solution

to 2386: Outside what we know

ROUND THE HORNE (32/40/37) starred 6/37, 6/23, 1A, 14 and 8/13. The title suggested their other comedy show, Beyond Our Ken.…

Spectator sport

Why the end of 2018 is also the end of a sporting era

It may be the end of the year but it’s also the end of some major sporting eras. Alastair Cook…

No sacred cows

How to lose more friends and alienate more people

This used to be the busiest time of the year for me. If you do anything in public life —…

Food

This is capitalism as its most gaudy: Fortnum & Mason reviewed

I admit I had a falling out with Fortnum & Mason a few years ago over its new brasserie on…

The Wiki Man

The most underpriced Christmas gift you can buy

During the second Gulf war, simply out of curiosity, I found myself visiting the website of a giant American mercenary…

Drink

In the midst of Brexit agony, one thing remains certain: disputation needs drink

It is enough to drive a fellow to the bottle. I am not given to agnosticism. My view is that…

Dear Mary

Problems solved for Michael Fabricant, Liz Truss, Piers Morgan, Richard Madeley, Anthony Horowitz and others

From Michael Fabricant MPQ. When I go for intimate meals at a restaurant with a friend, I am invariably asked…