The Spectator
27 September 2014 Aus
The Cameron way
The PM signals left while turning right. But now it’s time for clarity
Australia
Silver fern leaf
The extraordinary victory of John Key and his National party in New Zealand’s recent election came as a relief to…
Diary Australia
Every three years in New Zealand, incumbent politicians must hit the campaign trail. Since 2008, I have chased votes in…
Australian Features
A funny thing happened on the way to the Senate
The Upper House in our federal parliament has become a maverick - much like those who sit in it
You can’t judge a book by its author’s genitalia
Feminism has lost the plot with the Stella Prize schools literary program
Who or what is a fair dinkum First Australian?
Recognising Aboriginal people in the Constitution throws up a multitude of problems
…and who is a fair dinkum Muslim?
Western leaders keep insisting that the Islamic State has nothing to do with Islam
Features
Cameron signals left, but turns right. Can he please now choose a direction?
It's time for the Prime Minister to make up his mind. Will he seize the chance to reshape British politics?
How an Oxford degree – PPE – created a robotic governing class
Most of our prominent politicians studied the same subject at Oxford. Is it any wonder we’re so badly governed?
Václav Klaus: The lies Europe tells about Russia
An interview with the former Czech president, possibly the West’s last truly outspoken leader
Why do we care about the mutts from Manchester and not the chickens from KFC?
There is a glaring double standard in our adoration for our pets and our tolerance for intensive farming
Students - bunk off your sex classes and learn on the job
They should be left in their digs to learn on the job
Michael Fallon: parliament needs the 'courage' to vote for war
An interview with the new, hawkish Defence Secretary
Artists’ houses
I’m not sure what took me to Salvador Dalí’s house in Port Lligat, but it sure as hell wasn’t admiration.…
The Week
The good fight
Islamic State must be defeated by supporting its enemies in the Middle East
Australian Letters
Waiting to die Sir: Forgive my delay, only getting around to reading the UK content of the 12 July issue…
Portrait of the week: Cameron visits UN HQ, Scotland checks its bruises, and a Swede sells his submarine
Home David Cameron, the Prime Minister, visited New York for talks at the United Nations; he said Britain supported the…
Tom Bower’s Diary: Resuming hostilities with Richard Branson
Plus: My unlikely friendship with Simon Cowell
How does your cannabis grow?
The strange places where marijuana plants have sprung up; plus, what would an English parliament look like?
The ancient roots of Alex’s Salmond’s demagoguery
He doesn’t like the verdict of the people, so he threatens to declare independence anyway
Columnists
Cameron must reunite the Tories or lose the next election
Some Conservatives pine for a leader who can bring the family back together -- and look wistfully towards Boris
The greatest joy of playing Grand Theft Auto V? It lets you give the finger to the PC brigade
It’s condemned for its outrageous sexism, racism, misogyny and violence. But it’s damn good fun
Is the US using bank fines to bring allies into line against Russia?
Plus: How far and how fast will Tesco fall?
If we won’t talk to John Cantlie’s captors, then why not have Qataris to do it for us?
We may pretend we don’t negotiate, but in private we natter away like there’s no tomorrow
Is forgiveness a weapon in the war on terror?
A former Liberian warlord persuaded me that it is possible to rehumanise monstrous men
Books
Nabokov’s love letters are some of the most rapturous ever written
A review of ‘Letters to Vera’, by Vladimir Nabokov. Most love letters would not be worth reading. But Nabokov turns what he sees into sentences of pure magic
Head Beaters
Ah, democracy. The informed will of the majority. If only the practice was as simple as the theory. When it…
This former head of the Metropolitan finds Rembrandt boring
A review of ‘Rendez-vous with Art’, by Philippe de Montebello and Martin Gayford. It’s a minor miracle that this book doesn’t lapse into self-indulgent meandering
Paul Merton’s is the most boastful autobiography in years
A review of ‘Only When I Laugh: My Autobiography’, by Paul Merton. He writes candidly about his psychiatric incarceration but, elsewhere, there’s too much swanking
Yotam Ottolenghi: the Saatchi brothers of vegetable PR
A review of ‘Plenty More’, by Yotam Ottolenghi. If you can make sense of this cook’s unpronounceable ingredients, you should have a delicious meal
Boy, can Alan Johnson write
A review of ‘Please, Mister Postman’, by Alan Johnson. This second instalment of the former minister’s autobiography takes us from the urban jungle of Notting Hill to the cusp of political power
What’s that I hear? Francis Fukuyama back-pedalling frantically
A review of ‘Political Order and Political Decay’, by Francis Fukuyama. This excellent volume of comparative history and political science should be read by politicians and public alike
Rowan Williams has been reading too much Wittgenstein
A review of ‘The Edge of Words: God and the Habits of Language’, by Rowan Williams. Atheists have nothing to fear from this attempt to find a proof for God in linguistic philosophy
I’m disappointed this director didn’t plunge the knife into Dustin Hoffman
A review of ‘I Joke Too Much: The Theatre Director’s Tale’, by Michael Rudman. Despite the dearth of score-settling, there’s a good laugh on almost every page
Passion, authority and the odd mini-rant: Scruton’s conservative vision
A review of ‘How To Be A Conservative’, by Roger Scruton. He ends with a passionate, romantic appeal on behalf of western society
Hilary Mantel’s fantasy about killing Thatcher is funny. Honest
A review of ‘The Assassination of Margaret Thatcher: Stories’, by Hilary Mantel. There’s a lot of horror, plenty of wraiths and a fair bit of humour in these contemporary short stories
Arts
The camera always lies
Stephen Bayley explores how the camera shapes our relationship with architecture
Tate Britain’s Turner show reveals an old master - though the Spectator didn’t think so at the time
It also reveals a painter more concerned with the world around him than with formal abstraction
Is John Hoyland the new Turner?
And will Hoyland-obsessive Damien Hirst’s most lasting achievement be as a curator?
Outnumbered: The Movie (But Crap)
The duo behind the hit BBC sitcom have had a disastrously off day with What We Did On Our Holiday
Culture Buff
It all began in the mid-1960s for the Brilliant Creatures: Germaine, Clive, Barry & Bob, now given de luxe treatment…
‘Likes’, lacquered cherry pies and Anselm Kiefer: the weird world of post-internet art
The work of Austin Lee and Ed Fornieles embodies what culture might be were it filtered entirely through social media
Why everyone loves Rembrandt
Whether with subject matter, paint or the palette knife, the 17th century Dutch master was a magician
Charles III is made for numbskulls by numbskulls
Plus: no less dramatic illiteracy is to be found in Howard Brenton’s Doctor Scroggy’s War at Shakespeare’s Globe
Marriage and foreplay Sharia-style
Plus: James Walton finds a cunning combination of familiar elements in BBC1’s drama The Driver
Life
My ghosts of Athens; a shooting and a royal wedding
The good times might return if the monarchy were restored
Melissa Kite: a crazy woman is living inside my head.
Is this what they mean by change of life empowerment?
2181: Obit II
The 19 of a great 1A of 6 and for the 1D occurred in 37 25 years ago this month.…
To 2178: Saint and playwright
In Vanity Fair (18/2), George Osborne is associated with 6/30 and 10/31. As Chancellor, he was preceded by 8, 26…
A visit to a drugs den above a fishmongers with Miss South America
Where I met a charming bunch of drug-addled wasters and reprobates
Winslow Hall shows you don’t need fancy sets to make opera enjoyable
In fact, it may be much better without them
Scotch miss
This week, a tribute to the one major Scottish contribution to chess, the invention of the Scotch game, later to…
No. 333
White to play. This position is from Yu–Ganguly, Indonesia 2012. This encounter also started with the Scotch Game opening. Both…
Prose poem
In Competition No. 2866 you were invited to pick a well-known poem and write a short story with the same…
My hormones are all over the place. It must be the manopause
Women spend ten days a year in a grumpy mood, according to the Daily Mail. The top triggers include being…
Was the phrasing of the Scottish referendum question designed to create division?
Or was it designed to create far more division than necessary?
Dear Mary: How can I sneak into a talk my son is giving without him seeing me?
Plus: If you don’t like wearing high heels, why not stand on a block of wood?
In praise of the Loire - cradle of civilisation, and wonderful wines
For the love of the Loire
Dot Wordsworth on language: Why do we call it ‘Islamic State’?
‘Islamic’ is debatable and so is ‘state’; yet the media drops the definite article