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Australia
Four down, four to go
‘Before I was part of Team Turnbull…’ said Tony Abbott, letting the moment hang in the air with a mischievous…
Australian Columnists
Simon Collins
Whether or not Australians get to vote on the subject of gay marriage later this year, nobody would dispute the…
Australian notes
I love Malcolm, but where is he when you need him? ‘This isn’t the Malcolm Turnbull Australians thought they…
Australian Features
Aux bien pensants
This election should be about more than which of two spendthrift assassins is likely to waste less money − yours−…
The failure of reform advocacy in Australia
By placing so much faith in benign government, we are deceiving ourselves
Campaign notes
It’s rather nice when people queue up to give me money. Of course, the money isn’t for me – it’s…
Campaign Diary
I picked up only one bad habit the last time I was in jail. Believe me, that’s a great conversation…
Features
Cameron's sinister purge of the posh
Should employees be judged by their parents' income? Our Prime Minister appears to think so
Voting in? You have the blood of Spanish bulls on your hands
The fact is that we care more about animal welfare. And if we left the EU, we could act on that
Generation Snowflake: how we train our kids to be censorious cry-babies
If today’s students believe that hearing a dissenting opinion can kill them, it’s because we taught them to think like that
Warning: there’s a plague of fake blue plaques
One of Britain’s great pleasures has been devalued by cheap imitations
One night in the backwoods
The man I met in the moose-hunters’ bar, and what happened between us
What do we gain by burning ivory?
The economic case isn’t strong. The moral one, on the other hand…
The saddest, most romantic view in Britain
It’s in the Highlands. And there’s no better place from which to see it than Brodie Castle
The Week
France is now the sick man of Europe
That Britain is outperforming its neighbours can be linked to the many times we have fought EU directives
Migrants rescued from Channel, PM shares platform with Sadiq Khan
Also in Portrait of the Week: Duke of Edinburgh unwell, Austin Reed chain to close, Zika Virus threat to Rio Olympics
China’s students aren’t so scary any more
Also in Niall Ferguson’s diary: Around the world in 21 days; Australia’s convex middle class; historians against Brexit
The biggest threats to gorillas (Cincinnati Zoo not included)
Also in our Barometer column: Trains, migrants and Alastair Cook’s batting milestone
How Aristotle would hire civil servants
‘Socio-economic background’ wouldn’t be a part of it
1916: Sorry, President Wilson, but this is not a gentlemanly war
We are not engaged in an 18th-century duel, but in a fight for the survival of civilisation
Australian letters
A Del Con writes… Sir, your leading article of 28 May 2016 sets out the terrible choice we face on…
Columnists
The EU hasn’t settled the ‘German question’. It’s reopened it
Also in The Spectator’s Notes: Kohl and Mitterrand at Verdun; Jutland 1916; bathrooms; babies’ names; cuckoos
In this EU referendum, every vote will be a leap in the dark
It was meant to happen after the eurozone had decided how to address its problems, not before
Way to go, Jeremy Corbyn – root out those Jew-haters!
The Labour party is now headed by people who support Muslim terrorist attacks upon Israel and equate Jews with capitalism
Stop lecturing fatties – it’s really not their fault
The thin don’t have better morals or stronger willpower. Genetically, they don’t feel the same temptation
Secrets of happiness from Britain’s most foul-mouthed angler
Mike Daunt is a terrific raconteur and he invited me fishing on the Itchen. And he’s written a great book
Hollande equals Thatcher? If only
Also in Any Other Business: HSBC’s trouble at the top; a new way to avoid discussing Brexit
Books
Annie Proulx is lost in the woods
A great American novelist tackles complex themes in an epic account of the deforestation of North America. But this doesn’t make Barkskins the next great American novel
Nicky Haslam: my two absolutely fabulous girlfriends
Brigid Keenan and Lyndall Hobbs were both funny and famous in Swinging London — and their delightful memoirs of the Sixties reflect this
For fashionable Victorian travellers, the only way was Norway
In The Lure of the North, three 19th-century travellers vividly recall their adventures sailing, camping and birdwatching in the wilds of the fjords
Kathleen Kennedy kicks over the traces
JFK’s charming, rebellious younger sister defied her parents and captivated the English aristocracy. Two biographies, by Paula Byrne and Barbara Leaming, show how it all ended in tragedy
A good man at the 1970s BBC
In a touching memoir, Wynn Wheldon pays tribute to his broadcaster father Huw — who aimed to make the good popular and the popular good at the BBC
When mother killed the plumber — and Nellie Melba came round to sing
Robin Dalton’s memoir — and a juvenile novel worthy of Daisy Ashford — make for hilarious reading of bohemian life in 1940s Sydney
Do myths and folklore damage children’s brains?
Surely not — but in their introduction to Children’s Fantasy Literature, Michael Levy and Farah Mendlesohn remind us that expertly crafted fantasy is unnervingly hard to resist
Nostalgia and nihilism
In Second-hand Time, Svetlana Alexievich traces the experiences of ten families since the dissolution of the Soviet Union, revealing how quickly euphoria gave way to despair
James Duke of Monmouth: perhaps the best king we never had
Anna Keay may go weak at the knees over Charles II’s dashing illegitimate son — but he still emerges as the most honourable of the Stuarts
Le Clézio’s The Prospector: from tropical beaches to the trenches of the Somme
J .M.G. Le Clézio’s protagonist goes looking for pirate gold, but ends up on the hellish Western Front in this exquisite, newly translated novel from 1985
'Wicked old Paris of the Orient': a portrait of 1930s Shanghai
Taras Grescoe’s tales of opium dens and dancing girls make for thoroughly seductive reading
Arts
Three hours of vomit, fellatio and menstruation: Isabelle Huppert on Phaedra(s)
The French legend brings the most sexually unhinged French drama in years to the Barbican next week. She explains what it takes to tackle this epic
The treasures of Alexandria revealed: British Museum’s Sunken cities reviewed
There’s plenty of drama, much cultural fusion and several distinctly weird masterpieces in this new exhibition exploring the lost cities of the Egyptian Nile Delta
Russell Crowe knows how to wear a pair of inverted commas: The Nice Guys reviewed
This buddy caper crime comedy set in the 70s porn industry has the moral compass of a tanked-up frat boy – and is a blast right from the start
The conducting is as potent as Furtwängler’s: Opera North’s Ring reviewed
The cast includes a sensational Susan Bickley and the production remains precisely what it was, and is mainly successful
Derek Jacobi as Mercutio is half-genius, half-prank: Romeo and Juliet at the Garrick reviewed
Plus: a slate of new political playlets at the Arts Theatre that range from the trite and unfelt (Mark Ravenhill, Caryl Churchill) through to the richly enjoyable (Stella Feehily)
We want them not to give us what we want: Radiohead at the Roundhouse reviewed
Had Radiohead gone for more obvious crowd-pleasing, they would have pleased the crowd less
Northern Ballet has triumphed with Brontë: Jane Eyre reviewed
Plus: a Kenneth MacMillan revival that makes you think and a Wayne McGregor premiere that’s a real shock – it’s full of emotion!
Radio reviewing is based on a lie – that Radio 4 is brimming with fascinating programmes
Is there, for example, anyone on radio more irritating than Eddie Mair? Yes, her name is Anita Anand
BBC1’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream seems deliberately designed to flush out purists
Plus: an inexplicable new French import, BBC2’s Versailles, which continues to be excruciating even after the drama ends
Barry Humphries
A failed political experiment that began nearly 100 years ago, the Weimar Republic (1918-1933), still holds considerable fascination for many…
Life
Why I won’t be watching Wimbledon
Modern tennis has become a soulless game thanks to technology and big money
Zopiclone: drug of choice for monkeys and the French
With 3mg coursing through my bloodstream, I lay back and waited for my central nervous system to shut down
The grass may have been tasty but it landed me in A&E
OK, so it was a ludicrous thing to do but I blame the ex builder boyfriend
The first real gaffe of the EU referendum? It’s from Charles Moore
Unlike everyone else, he has said what he actually believes
Life on the edge
The grandmaster Nigel Davies has just written a new book on the Pirc Defence, a variation in which Black sacrifices…
No. 411
Black to play. This is from Cherin-Pedini, Italy 2016. Black has just sacrificed some material as he could foresee a…
The law is an ass
In Competition No. 2950 you were invited to propose a new and ludicrous piece of legislation along with a justification…
2263: Hurry
Each of twelve clues contains a misprinted letter in the definition part. Corrections of misprints spell a four-word phrase forming…
To 2260: B & B
BUTTONS AND BOWS (1A) is a song in the film THE PALEFACE (10), sung by BOB HOPE (27). Other unclued lights…
The day I stopped believing in the friendship myth
Only four out of ten pals turned up for my stag do, not including the ‘best friend’ who organised it
The monkey-brained case for Donald Trump
I’m not sure about my prefrontal cortex, but if I were American, my amygdala would vote for Donald
Dear Mary: What can you do when your new neighbours stiff you on a restaurant bill?
Other problems solved by Dear Mary: is it ‘cultural appropriation’ to wear a sari to a Sikh wedding?; farmers’ fancy dress
Adventures of a hell-cat in heaven
Some girls thought the late Albert deserved a libation, but even a grand pussy cat does not deserve grand cru champagne
Include me out of this grammatical atrocity
Mind Your Language on the correct use of ‘Including’