The Spectator
9 April 2016 Aus
Yes, we were invaded
Choose whichever language you want, but the facts are indisputable
Australia
Could do better
And so those who kill by the polls now refuse to be judged by them. It was wrong of Malcolm…
Lost in the bush diary
Not too much should be made of my enforced overnight under the stars, halfway down the western slope of Mt…
Australian Features
Laying waste to our history
The Battle of Ideas will not be won by telling students what words they may or may not use
Yes, we were invaded
Choose whichever language you want, but the facts are indisputable
Untying democracy’s knot
The marriage equality debate can only be resolved with a plebiscite
Doctor’s notes
Rumana was a sari-clad, olive-skinned woman who presented to my western Sydney practice. She had arrived months earlier to live…
Federal fiasco
The Prime Minister’s latest Captain’s Pick is far more damaging than any knighthood ever was
Forget the republic, bring back the monarchy
Throughout much of the Middle East, monarchists offer a way to bring about modernity and tackle Islamism
Features
How our politicians – and media – are helping terrorists win
Can you believe that after the Brussels attacks the BBC took us on a tour of vulnerable London Tube stations?
The return of Robocop
There are far fewer ‘elite’ armed officers than we think... but their methods are creeping into everyday policing
The Republican establishment has finally found a way to get Donald Trump
The message that the Republican frontrunner is anti-feminist is inflicting damage on him
To save the British monarchy, skip the Prince of Wales
Charles is a serious, decent and admirable man. But he should renounce the throne in advance
Would you prefer useless or expensive? The truth about tooth-whitening
Dentists will tell you cheerfully – and accurately – how little over-the-counter products do. But they’re keen to get in on the business
An old man’s guide to living dangerously
With their puritanical lifestyles, the young are getting it all wrong
Bought off by Brussels
Hundreds of millions are handed out to mega-charities, pressure groups, think tanks, multinationals, councils and NGOs
Why compulsory microchipping is bad for caring dog-owners
This new law is a charter for busybodies and profiteers that won’t stop irresponsible owners and breeders
The heart of Los Angeles feels like somewhere else entirely
In Downtown, you glimpse the city LA might have been – and might yet still be
The Week
Portrait of the week
Home Sajid Javid, the Business Secretary, said that the government would like a buyer to save Port Talbot steelworks. ‘We’re…
After 50 years, I’m out of the agony-aunt business
Also in Virginia Ironside’s diary: why Putin’s facelift is so obvious; camouflage; saving a park; when to visit the doctor
West Heslerton and other villages with one careful owner
Also in our Barometer column: tax havens, domestic abuse and grammar schools
Zeppelin raids
From ‘Per Mare, Per Terras, Per Coelum’, The Spectator, 8 April 1916: The very worst the Germans can do in the way…
Australian letters
Illegal entry Sir: ‘Shoaib M Khan (nothing illegal about them – 2 April) is mistaken. It is well and truly…
Columnists
Zac's campaign is as good as over; Labour will retake London
But victory for Sadiq Khan in the mayoral election could gift the Tories more years of abysmal opposition from Jeremy Corbyn.
Hate tax havens? Try imagining a world without them
Also in The Spectator’s Notes: sheep; the smell of spring; my nephew’s art; FGM
Whoever invented the referendum deserves a kicking
They are not ‘democracy at work’ — they are a recourse for tyrants
Give thanks for the imperialist ‘tomb raiders’
Without them, many of the artefacts now demanded back from museums simply wouldn’t have survived
Why Ratan Tata is still Britain’s greatest inward investor
Also in Any Other Business: the balance of payments; and a new job for Mossack Fonseca
Books
The life of Thomas De Quincey: a Gothic horror story
Frances Wilson goes in pursuit of the ‘Pope of Opium’ — the first writer to make drug-taking seem dangerously exotic
A woman’s version of the Trojan War
Will Caroline Alexander’s translation of the Iliad — the first in English by a woman — prove the definitive one?
When London burned like rotten sticks
St Paul’s ablaze in 1666 makes a vivid backdrop to Andrew Taylor’s latest thrilling novel
Quentin Blake brings comfort and joy
Ghislaine Kenyon celebrates the much-loved artist, whose work (says a fellow artist) feels like a gulp of fresh air
The Sunlight Pilgrims: a chilling tale of the new Ice Age
Jenni Fagan’s latest dystopian novel — set in Scotland in 2020 — is enough to give one the shivers
Sex behind the scenes at Sofia’s National Palace of Culture
The desperate sexual compulsion at the heart of Garth Greenwell’s novel is as oppressive as its Soviet-style setting
The Easter Rising’s road to hell — paved with good intentions
In an effort to make things better, the founding fathers of the Irish Republic made things much, much worse, according to Ruth Dudley Edwards’s The Seven
From Auden to Wilde: a roll call of gay talent
Gregory Woods’s Homintern opens with a bracing demolition of homophobia but rapidly descends into social tittle-tattle
The heartbreaking story of becoming homeless in America
Matthew Desmond’s account of the relentless downward spiral of America’s dirt poor — and the greed of their ruthless evictors — makes for devastating reading
Mary Magdalene: all-singing, all-dancing Goddess of Light
With little to go on, says Nicola Barker, Michael Haag has cunningly constructed an imaginative, sympathetic portrait of the seductive ‘13th disciple’
Riots and gang warfare provide the spark for the best latest thrillers
New crime fiction from Gillian Slovo, Chris Brookmyre, Helen Fitzgerald and Bill Beverley
Has Aung San Suu Kyi become a puppet of Burma’s generals?
Having regained her freedom, the Nobel peace prize-winner seems to have lost interest in human rights, according to Peter Popham
Arts
Norman Sicily was a multicultural paradise – but it didn’t last long
The British Museum’s new exhibition, Sicily: culture and conquest, celebrates the glories of this multi-ethnic, quadrilingual powerhouse
Why do some museums insist on playing piped music into exhibitions?
Compton Verney’s Shakespeare in Art show is all but ruined by the ambient sounds – visit instead its small but superb companion exhibition Boydell’s Vision
Is there a funnier opera than Gerald Barry’s Importance of Being Earnest?
An anarchic musical cut-up of Wilde’s play that’s dangerously hilarious is revived at the Barbican Theatre
The rotten fruits of Peter Maxwell Davies’s modernism
By leaving the public behind modernists pushed music into a cul-de-sac, the only way out of which has been a headlong rush into superficial soft-harmony
Quiet but potent film about the migrant experience: Dheepan reviewed
A patchwork family flee the Sri Lankan civil war for Paris, where Jacques Audiard’s Palme d’Or-winner reaches a climax of symphonic heft
Millepied’s final spring programme for the Paris Opera Ballet is brazenly American
Plus: how Richard Alston Dance Company is finally winning me over
I didn’t enjoy it but I couldn’t help loving it: Sunset Boulevard reviewed
Plus: why I’m not convinced The Caretaker is a masterpiece
BBC4’s Bob Geldof on WB Yeats was one of the best literary documentaries I’ve seen
Geldof is unfailingly good company in this engaging, informative and thoughtful piece of television
The Archers v the cricket: which was the more dramatic?
Plus: a lost early screenplay by Alan Bennett, Denmark Hill, is given a beautifully paced performance on Radio 4
Culture buff
Contemporary dance may not be to everyone’s taste but too many tired, grey performances of Swan Lake will encourage converts.…
Life
Modern feminists should come to me if they want the truth about sex
Boys enjoy it more than girls — but we knew that all along
A game of chess with my grandson and a dead mouse
I took the dead mouse with a horse and handed it back to him. He threw the mouse down again
Penury dictates that I find more lucrative work — but I can’t afford to
It looks as though my only option is to move to an unheated cottage in Surrey
Trying to smear Europhiles just makes me more pro-EU
Leave.eu's 'balanced view' was anything but – and deeply unconvincing
Sergey’s sensation
Sergey Karjakin, who in 2002 became the world’s youngest-ever grandmaster at the age of 12 years and seven months, has…
No. 403
White to play. This is a variation from Aronian-Svidler, Moscow 2016. In this game Aronian misplayed his attack and Svidler…
Gender reassignment
In Competition No. 2942 you were invited to submit a rhyme incorporating the lines ‘What are little girls made of?’…
2255: In the pink
Four unclued lights (eight words in all) form a phrase describing an activity. The other unclued lights give the author,…
To 2252: Writer deploys me
The works were Striding Folly (anagram of 11/22), Whose Body? (36/1D), The Nine Tailors (2/48), Strong Poison (9/30) and Gaudy…
A big hand for the two-faced tax hacks of the Guardian
Do they not know, or have they forgotten, that Guardian Media Group used a shell company in the Cayman Islands?
What makes Argos worth £1.4 billion? I reckon I know
Every trend has a counter-trend. And Argos might just be the counter-trend to Amazon
Dear Mary: How can I make a conversation-stopping gaffe go away?
Plus: pricing a holiday let from a friend; keeping shoes stylish while cooking
The kindest man in the Bordeaux wine business
This column has had harsh words for Bordelais vignerons. But Anthony Barton has always been an exception
The tangled story of dreadlocks, from Milton to YouTube
Of course the wearing of dreadlocks has a meaning, even if few can agree on it